It was a normal day. Mr. Mustache sent everyone to the 7th floor for the student council election.
Alex was routing for Jessie. He also helped her make the the speech. Shirou was also running for student council but he was routing for AuDolf.
In the end Jessie lost by 45% and Audry got 55% of the votes. Shirou was happy and he "congratulated" Audry. Alex got mad and did a debate with the teachers because Jessie lost. In the end, the teachers just sent him back to class.
In class, Audry was making out with Adolf for no reason at all. The teacher handed them their phones and ignored AuDolf. 10 minutes after they went home, everyone got invited to a "AuDolf won" party.
Shirou and Alex's invite was like this:
To: Shirou (kyaaaaa) and Alex
From: Me!!! KYAAA!!!!
Hi, super special awesome (kyaaa) cool guys!
Can you come to my super KYAA!!!! party? It's going to be at my KYAAA!!! house at 7:00 today. (KYUAAA!!!).
bye.
Shirou went but Alex didn't because he was so pissed out. Audry and Adolf was in the couch making out while crying tears of blood because they're both sensitive for no reason. Everyone went home at 5:00 in the morning.
On the next day...
The new gay was talking to Rockyna the rock, Audry and Adolf were talking about people they hate, and Terrence and Haley were playing with their Blue Bunnies... (Don't think of it in a pervy way).
It was a normal day until....
dooby dooby dooba dooby dooby dooba.... PERRY THE PLATYPUS flew in from the window and captured the New Gay and took him to a mental institute in Tibet.
So yep...
This chapter sucks but who gives a damn?
Saturday, 31 October 2009
Thursday, 27 August 2009
8a the abridged series - Chapter 4
All the 7th, 8th and 9th graders got on their own buses. Alex sat by himself and Shirou was across him in the seats to the left. Shirou was listening to his new iPod and Alex was playing with his laptop while listening to wizard rock. The ride to the retreat place was long and boring. The movie played in the bus was Hannah Montana the movie. It was torture to Alex and Shirou but everyone knew that Nathanie enjoyed it.
They stopped in KFC to get lunch. Everyone ordered something there but Shirou and Alex went to Sushi Groove which was next to KFC. The teachers were panicking because they couldn't find them. The teachers went to the bus and saw Alex and Shirou eating Sushi and drinking green tea. Ms. Erica scolded them with really atrocious English and Alex just told her to shut up and learn good english. She shutted up.
A few hours later they arrived at the retreat place. It looked the same as ever, except it became worse. They all went to the auditorium and the teachers divided the rooms. Alex and Shirou got the new master suite which was just finished a week ago.
They all went to their own rooms. Alex and Shirou entered their rooms, in looked like a hotel suite. It had a flat screen, a wii, two king size beds, a bath tub the size of a bed, and air conditioners! The other rooms that their classmates had were dirty and full of ants.
It was late at night so they all went to bed. At 2 am Shirou woke up because of a sound. Shirou woke Alex and they went outside to see what was happening. It was coming from Nate the 9th grader's room! They knocked on the door but no one answered. Shirou thought that someone was in trouble so they just opened the door. *GASP!* It was Nate and Sifani snogging to the song "Poker Face" by lady gaga!. Alex yelled "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU DOING?!". Shirou told him to hush up. Sifani and Nate begged them not to tell anyone. Shirou agreed in one condition they have to serve them and Alex was too sleepy to say anything. They went back to their suites and went to bed.
They were forced to wake up at 5. Everyone looked horrible except for Alex and Shirou because they use hair products... hahahahaha!!! Everyone ate except for Alex and Shirou because they ordered pizza. It came 5 minutes later and the girls asked them for some. Audry said "Can i have a slice of that please!!!" Shirou gave her two slices and she said "Thanks! I love you!". Her new boyfriend named Adolf (I can't think of another name. Sorry!) said "HEY! I'm your boyfriend!".
An hour later the 8th graders went to the auditorium. Audry and Sifani cried because they had to leave their boyfriends. Robina went in holding hands with Arnold, her boyfriend. The mic person asked them to pray and do some crying stuff blablablablablablablabla.
Everyone cried except for Alex and Shirou who were laughing at how wimpy everyone was.
Then after lunch and dinner they went back to their rooms. Robina got thrown out from the roof by the 7th graders because ummm... she deserved it!!!
2 more boring days passed. Then they finally went home. Alex and Shirou got picked up by a helicopter because they are VIPs.
Writer's note:
Today's chapter is kinda shitty because I couldn't think of anything else.
They stopped in KFC to get lunch. Everyone ordered something there but Shirou and Alex went to Sushi Groove which was next to KFC. The teachers were panicking because they couldn't find them. The teachers went to the bus and saw Alex and Shirou eating Sushi and drinking green tea. Ms. Erica scolded them with really atrocious English and Alex just told her to shut up and learn good english. She shutted up.
A few hours later they arrived at the retreat place. It looked the same as ever, except it became worse. They all went to the auditorium and the teachers divided the rooms. Alex and Shirou got the new master suite which was just finished a week ago.
They all went to their own rooms. Alex and Shirou entered their rooms, in looked like a hotel suite. It had a flat screen, a wii, two king size beds, a bath tub the size of a bed, and air conditioners! The other rooms that their classmates had were dirty and full of ants.
It was late at night so they all went to bed. At 2 am Shirou woke up because of a sound. Shirou woke Alex and they went outside to see what was happening. It was coming from Nate the 9th grader's room! They knocked on the door but no one answered. Shirou thought that someone was in trouble so they just opened the door. *GASP!* It was Nate and Sifani snogging to the song "Poker Face" by lady gaga!. Alex yelled "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU DOING?!". Shirou told him to hush up. Sifani and Nate begged them not to tell anyone. Shirou agreed in one condition they have to serve them and Alex was too sleepy to say anything. They went back to their suites and went to bed.
They were forced to wake up at 5. Everyone looked horrible except for Alex and Shirou because they use hair products... hahahahaha!!! Everyone ate except for Alex and Shirou because they ordered pizza. It came 5 minutes later and the girls asked them for some. Audry said "Can i have a slice of that please!!!" Shirou gave her two slices and she said "Thanks! I love you!". Her new boyfriend named Adolf (I can't think of another name. Sorry!) said "HEY! I'm your boyfriend!".
An hour later the 8th graders went to the auditorium. Audry and Sifani cried because they had to leave their boyfriends. Robina went in holding hands with Arnold, her boyfriend. The mic person asked them to pray and do some crying stuff blablablablablablablabla.
Everyone cried except for Alex and Shirou who were laughing at how wimpy everyone was.
Then after lunch and dinner they went back to their rooms. Robina got thrown out from the roof by the 7th graders because ummm... she deserved it!!!
2 more boring days passed. Then they finally went home. Alex and Shirou got picked up by a helicopter because they are VIPs.
Writer's note:
Today's chapter is kinda shitty because I couldn't think of anything else.
Sunday, 28 June 2009
Class 8a the Abridged Series - chapter 3
The day passed so quickly and jobs for Shirou and Alex always come every single day. They've become very famous and more rich than before. Now they've manager and busy all the time.
As for school they always take the 1st place in every test. They're good at this. Now there are many fan girls in the country and other countries. Sometimes they got annoyed by them, but considering Alex was a Player type of guy and still single. Sometimes he found a girl that interest him, and that make other fan girls jealous.
Now, they rarely go to school. That makes the girls in 8b more obsessed about them.
"everyone, there will be camping for August 3rd - August 5th" said Ms. Antenna. "the camping will be in Puncak" she continued. "and please someone tell Shirou and Alex about this" said Mr. Ketchup. "why don't ya ask the girls they'll be happy to tell them about this" said Kenny. "YES!!! WE'LL BE HAPPY TO TELL THEM SIR!!!!" said the girls at the back of class 8a's door. "ok, you can all go home now .." said Mr. Ketcup.
After class the girls went to Alex's Mansion. They knocked the door and maid with uniform opened the door. They were surprised that Alex house was so big. Then the maid called Alex while the girls sat in his fancy living room. After 5 minutes Alex appeared on the stairs without wearing his top. OMG!! The girls fainted. After awhile they woke up and finally told Alex what they're trying to tell. They left Alex house and went to Shirou's apartment.
They went to Shirou's apartment and found out that Shirou live alone without his parents. Well he got maid that come everyday. Shirou opened the door and he greet them. He smiled and make them melt. Shirou made them tea and cookies, he accidentally made them more obsessed with him. Then they went home after told him the news.
Meanwhile on the top of Shirou's apartment, one of the girls that came to Shirou's apartment were there. She's Robina. She went there to cry coz dumped by her imaginary boyfriend. Then the wind suddenly blew her and she fell from the 30th floor.
Then the girls went to a cafe and start gossiping about them. Misty got Alex photos without his top LOL!!! And She put it on the net. While Audry took a photo of Shirou wearing an Apron!! WOW!!! And they get more fans in an instant.
The gays from their tv company also fell in love with them !!! hahaha!!
Then Shirou said "I really hate gays .." "you're sexist" said Alex "whever"
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The camping will start in the next chapter ~~ ^^
As for school they always take the 1st place in every test. They're good at this. Now there are many fan girls in the country and other countries. Sometimes they got annoyed by them, but considering Alex was a Player type of guy and still single. Sometimes he found a girl that interest him, and that make other fan girls jealous.
Now, they rarely go to school. That makes the girls in 8b more obsessed about them.
"everyone, there will be camping for August 3rd - August 5th" said Ms. Antenna. "the camping will be in Puncak" she continued. "and please someone tell Shirou and Alex about this" said Mr. Ketchup. "why don't ya ask the girls they'll be happy to tell them about this" said Kenny. "YES!!! WE'LL BE HAPPY TO TELL THEM SIR!!!!" said the girls at the back of class 8a's door. "ok, you can all go home now .." said Mr. Ketcup.
After class the girls went to Alex's Mansion. They knocked the door and maid with uniform opened the door. They were surprised that Alex house was so big. Then the maid called Alex while the girls sat in his fancy living room. After 5 minutes Alex appeared on the stairs without wearing his top. OMG!! The girls fainted. After awhile they woke up and finally told Alex what they're trying to tell. They left Alex house and went to Shirou's apartment.
They went to Shirou's apartment and found out that Shirou live alone without his parents. Well he got maid that come everyday. Shirou opened the door and he greet them. He smiled and make them melt. Shirou made them tea and cookies, he accidentally made them more obsessed with him. Then they went home after told him the news.
Meanwhile on the top of Shirou's apartment, one of the girls that came to Shirou's apartment were there. She's Robina. She went there to cry coz dumped by her imaginary boyfriend. Then the wind suddenly blew her and she fell from the 30th floor.
Then the girls went to a cafe and start gossiping about them. Misty got Alex photos without his top LOL!!! And She put it on the net. While Audry took a photo of Shirou wearing an Apron!! WOW!!! And they get more fans in an instant.
The gays from their tv company also fell in love with them !!! hahaha!!
Then Shirou said "I really hate gays .." "you're sexist" said Alex "whever"
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The camping will start in the next chapter ~~ ^^
Sunday, 21 June 2009
Class 8a the abridged series - Chapter 2
It was a few days after the first day. Some talent scouts came to class to see if anyone would look good in the new commercial they're making about the Nintendo DSi. They picked Alex and Shirou because they were better looking than everyone else and the talent scout looked gay. The talent scouts asked them to audition in this big building at Menteng.
The next day, they arrived at the audition building wearing neat clothes. The other people who were auditioning looked uncoordinated and not as good looking as Alex and Shirou. All they had to do was talk a bit and play with the DSi. A few hours later, the talent scout from earlier announced that Alex and Shirou got the part. Then the talent scout shook Alex and Shirou's hand and gave them free DSi's.
It was Monday and they didn't have to go to school because there was the commercial recording. Alex and Shirou looked really good in the commercial. After shooting the commercial they got paid a lot of money and went home. Good thing that it wasn't Mr. Sang's lesson when they arrived at school.
The next day, everyone saw Alex and Shirou's commercial and their hearts melted (even the gay talent scout's heart melted). They would tune in the same channel just to see their face. Robina got so shocked that she started swearing out loud and tripped on her cat and fell off her 2nd story of herhouse.
At school, everyone congratulated Alex and Shirou. Robina didn't congratulate them and karma pushed her off the roof. Someone put the commercial on YouTube and the video got 2 million hits in an hour. They were famous.
This chapter ends with a teacher giving a speech about how it's important to stay in school.
The next day, they arrived at the audition building wearing neat clothes. The other people who were auditioning looked uncoordinated and not as good looking as Alex and Shirou. All they had to do was talk a bit and play with the DSi. A few hours later, the talent scout from earlier announced that Alex and Shirou got the part. Then the talent scout shook Alex and Shirou's hand and gave them free DSi's.
It was Monday and they didn't have to go to school because there was the commercial recording. Alex and Shirou looked really good in the commercial. After shooting the commercial they got paid a lot of money and went home. Good thing that it wasn't Mr. Sang's lesson when they arrived at school.
The next day, everyone saw Alex and Shirou's commercial and their hearts melted (even the gay talent scout's heart melted). They would tune in the same channel just to see their face. Robina got so shocked that she started swearing out loud and tripped on her cat and fell off her 2nd story of herhouse.
At school, everyone congratulated Alex and Shirou. Robina didn't congratulate them and karma pushed her off the roof. Someone put the commercial on YouTube and the video got 2 million hits in an hour. They were famous.
This chapter ends with a teacher giving a speech about how it's important to stay in school.
Monday, 15 June 2009
Class 8a the Abridged Series - chapter 1
Second day of the 1st semester. The class was divided in to 2, 8a and 8b. Shirou and Alex went to 8a, The girls went to 8b and the rest 8a. So 8a for guys and 8b for girls. The girls was very sad because they can't admire Shirou and Alex's face while they're bored in the middle of Mr. Sang class.
Today the class start and end normally. But before the class start, there was a ceremony for the end of the festival. The principal gave some announcement at the end "The winner of the best shop in the entire Academy are ex-class 7a!!!!!!!!!!!!". Shirou and Alex were forced to received the trophy and gifts as the ex-leader and ex-vice leader of class 7a. Shirou took the gifts while Alex the trophy. Then they went up on to the podium and said "We just wanna say that we can't win this without the ex-members of class 7a!! We want to thank you for all your hard work and to all of you that always support us through thick and thin" said Alex, "hey, Alex this isn't you winning a mathematic competition you know. So that one is too much" said Shirou. "we're really thankful !!!" he continued. Then after that everybody clapped and Shirou and Alex smiled. As usual their smile melts all the girls mentally, except for Robina. Well logically she's not a girl, she only look like a girl but deep down in her heart she's actually a boy. So have to stop call her (or him) a 'she'. Then the ceremony ends.
After the ceremony ends, Robina and some other kids from 8b went out for PE class. Robina use the emergency stairs. Then there was some OB carrying stuff up stairs through the emergency stairs. Unluckily one of the OB slipped and crashed Robina. OB and the stuff were ok, sadly Robina fell from the 4th floor. Robina must be very happy because this is the first time she fell in the 8th grade. YAY!
The school end normally. But after school Shirou, Alex and some of the boys planned to go to cinema to watch Harry Potter and the Half Blood Princess. As usual the girls will do ANYTHING to watch it with Shirou and Alex. In the end the girls went there with them. After the movie, Shirou and Alex were offered to play in some commercial show by some gays from some TV company. They give them a paper with the place and date for the audition written on it. Then Misty that accidentally saw them with some gays from some TV company said "If you guys wanna be an actor I'll be your number one fan forever!!! Kyaaaaaaa". "we'll be happy to have a cute fans like you" said Alex. Once again they smiled and their smiles make Misty fainted.
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the sentences b4 the last sentence in paragraph 2 is true. And sadly, Robina resemble someone in the real life. But we don't want to say who she (or he) is.
-Lethal Hacker and Bloody Rose-
Today the class start and end normally. But before the class start, there was a ceremony for the end of the festival. The principal gave some announcement at the end "The winner of the best shop in the entire Academy are ex-class 7a!!!!!!!!!!!!". Shirou and Alex were forced to received the trophy and gifts as the ex-leader and ex-vice leader of class 7a. Shirou took the gifts while Alex the trophy. Then they went up on to the podium and said "We just wanna say that we can't win this without the ex-members of class 7a!! We want to thank you for all your hard work and to all of you that always support us through thick and thin" said Alex, "hey, Alex this isn't you winning a mathematic competition you know. So that one is too much" said Shirou. "we're really thankful !!!" he continued. Then after that everybody clapped and Shirou and Alex smiled. As usual their smile melts all the girls mentally, except for Robina. Well logically she's not a girl, she only look like a girl but deep down in her heart she's actually a boy. So have to stop call her (or him) a 'she'. Then the ceremony ends.
After the ceremony ends, Robina and some other kids from 8b went out for PE class. Robina use the emergency stairs. Then there was some OB carrying stuff up stairs through the emergency stairs. Unluckily one of the OB slipped and crashed Robina. OB and the stuff were ok, sadly Robina fell from the 4th floor. Robina must be very happy because this is the first time she fell in the 8th grade. YAY!
The school end normally. But after school Shirou, Alex and some of the boys planned to go to cinema to watch Harry Potter and the Half Blood Princess. As usual the girls will do ANYTHING to watch it with Shirou and Alex. In the end the girls went there with them. After the movie, Shirou and Alex were offered to play in some commercial show by some gays from some TV company. They give them a paper with the place and date for the audition written on it. Then Misty that accidentally saw them with some gays from some TV company said "If you guys wanna be an actor I'll be your number one fan forever!!! Kyaaaaaaa". "we'll be happy to have a cute fans like you" said Alex. Once again they smiled and their smiles make Misty fainted.
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the sentences b4 the last sentence in paragraph 2 is true. And sadly, Robina resemble someone in the real life. But we don't want to say who she (or he) is.
-Lethal Hacker and Bloody Rose-
Sunday, 14 June 2009
Class 7a the Abridged Series - Chapter 5
It was the 12th of June, and it was report card day.
The top 5 was:
5- Audry
4- Jane
3- Misty
2 - Jessy
1- Shirou and Alex
Shirou forgot to come that day, so he came 2 days later and found out his scores.
Three days before school started, there was a School Festival. There was a lot of competitions. Shirou and his team won the Japanese cooking contest, Yu-Gi-Oh duels, and he also won the basketball contest. Alex entered the soccer contest as the striker, and he won first place! Robina won the "Most creepy face" contest!
There was a "Miss Academy" contest. The winner will get a chance to date Shirou and Alex. The judges were Shirou and Alex themselves. The idea was from the principal of course, to make more visitors at the festival. The participants were the girls from 7th and 8th graders.
Because Shirou and Alex have no interest in this kind of thing. So at the end of the contest when they have to decide, they said: "sorry, you are all beautiful. we can't decide. But we know you are all beautiful inside and out" and they smiled. Shirou and Alex warm smile melt the girls mentally, they were very happy
The next day on the school festival, Mr. Ketchup asked the class to work at the Cafe for extra scores. Shirou and other uncool gays were the chefs, while Alex and Audry were the waiter. The cafe was so crowded because everyone wanted to see Alex and eat Shirou's delicious cooking. But when it was Robina's turn to be the waiter, the cafe became deserted. Her uncoordinated and creepy face burned the whole cafe down in one look. Because of that the girls threw her to the sewer and she got eaten by the poo monster.
It was the last day until they went back to school. They had one day left and there was a student council meeting. Alex said "Dammit!!! Do we have to go!?". Shirou replied "I don't wanna, but we have too." Alex and Shirou arrived at school by their Ferrari's. Every student council member was there including the teachers. The teachers announced that there would be a new student named Lily (she's not Japanese). And it turns out that Shirou once went to school with her. And Lily is an annoying NERD!!!
The next day school started, actually it's only MOS. The new 7th graders looked so short and small. One of em looked really mean! Robina came even though she wasn't a student council member to see her girlfriend Sifani. Sifani is a student council member. All the new 7th graders immediately fell in love with Shirou and Alex. Audry and the other girls got mad becuase they fell in love with Alex and Shirou first. So Audry and the other girls called the 7th graders poop heads.
Note to reader from writer:
These are made up characters. These characters are only fiction. If they resemble someone in real life, it is just a coincidence.
- Lethal Hacker and Bloody Rose
The top 5 was:
5- Audry
4- Jane
3- Misty
2 - Jessy
1- Shirou and Alex
Shirou forgot to come that day, so he came 2 days later and found out his scores.
Three days before school started, there was a School Festival. There was a lot of competitions. Shirou and his team won the Japanese cooking contest, Yu-Gi-Oh duels, and he also won the basketball contest. Alex entered the soccer contest as the striker, and he won first place! Robina won the "Most creepy face" contest!
There was a "Miss Academy" contest. The winner will get a chance to date Shirou and Alex. The judges were Shirou and Alex themselves. The idea was from the principal of course, to make more visitors at the festival. The participants were the girls from 7th and 8th graders.
Because Shirou and Alex have no interest in this kind of thing. So at the end of the contest when they have to decide, they said: "sorry, you are all beautiful. we can't decide. But we know you are all beautiful inside and out" and they smiled. Shirou and Alex warm smile melt the girls mentally, they were very happy
The next day on the school festival, Mr. Ketchup asked the class to work at the Cafe for extra scores. Shirou and other uncool gays were the chefs, while Alex and Audry were the waiter. The cafe was so crowded because everyone wanted to see Alex and eat Shirou's delicious cooking. But when it was Robina's turn to be the waiter, the cafe became deserted. Her uncoordinated and creepy face burned the whole cafe down in one look. Because of that the girls threw her to the sewer and she got eaten by the poo monster.
It was the last day until they went back to school. They had one day left and there was a student council meeting. Alex said "Dammit!!! Do we have to go!?". Shirou replied "I don't wanna, but we have too." Alex and Shirou arrived at school by their Ferrari's. Every student council member was there including the teachers. The teachers announced that there would be a new student named Lily (she's not Japanese). And it turns out that Shirou once went to school with her. And Lily is an annoying NERD!!!
The next day school started, actually it's only MOS. The new 7th graders looked so short and small. One of em looked really mean! Robina came even though she wasn't a student council member to see her girlfriend Sifani. Sifani is a student council member. All the new 7th graders immediately fell in love with Shirou and Alex. Audry and the other girls got mad becuase they fell in love with Alex and Shirou first. So Audry and the other girls called the 7th graders poop heads.
Note to reader from writer:
These are made up characters. These characters are only fiction. If they resemble someone in real life, it is just a coincidence.
- Lethal Hacker and Bloody Rose
Thursday, 11 June 2009
Class 7a the Abridged Series - chapter 4
It was final exam time!!!!!!!!! 14-21 May.
14 May:
-Shirou and Alex can do all the questions.
-The girls praise them again.
-Robina forgot her test card and the teacher threw her from the 5th floor.
15 May:
-Same as yesterday
-Robina went to the hospital and can't come to school for a whole week whoop!!!
16 May:
-Same as yesterday
17 May:
-still the same until ..
21 May:
The last day of final exam!!!!! Audry threw a party in her house this evening (her parents were out of town for couple weeks). All of the 7th and 8th grade were invited, mostly they're expecting Shirou and Alex to come to the party. There was an invitation :
To: super cool, cute, talented, awesome Shirou and Alex
Please come to my party,
4 pm at my house June 21st 2009,
From: Audry
P.S. did u guys have a girlfriend ?? and two are sooooooo cute, cool, smart and awesome!!! Kyaaaaa!!! Oh yeah I forgot to put handsome ..^^
Dress code: whatever you want, you two still cute with any clothes.
in Alex's house,
"should we come ??" asked Shirou, "just for fun, okay" replied Alex. "I'll ask my driver to prepare the car. I'll be here at 3 ok? Bye" said Shirou, "ok, bye".
3 pm ..
"hello?? I'm in front of your house" said Shirou, via handphone. "wait, okay I'll be right there"
said Alex while wearing his belt. Alex came out and get in Shirou's Jaguar. Remember they're rich. hehe.
4 pm, Audry's place,
They pushed the bell and Audry came out, "hi, Super cute, awesome, smart, rich and talented Shirou and Alex, come in" said Audry. They wave their hands to Audry. Audry's house was full of people. Then all the people there look at them (Shirou and Alex) and surprised by how cool, cute, handsome they're (especially the girls). All the girls approached them and asked some unuseful things like, "what is your favourite color??" "when is your birthday" "what is your blood line??" "what is your zodiac??" "what's your favourite drinks and food??" " do you have a girlfriend ??". Sadly, they're all stop asking when Shirou answer it in Japanese. While Alex answer it in French. That was their special weapon to avoid girls asking them too much questions.
*Because me, Bloody Rose, tired of writing this, let's approach to the ending.*
Then they went home at 7 pm. They got in Shirou's Jaguar and went to the Mall. They watch Star Trek while all the visitors look at them and taking their picture (taking a picture ??!!! A whole new level!!!). They even talk to them!!! and said how cool and cute they're. There was a manager that want to recruit them to become an actor haha ..
And the day ends ..
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please wait 4 chapter 5!!! thanks!!!!
14 May:
-Shirou and Alex can do all the questions.
-The girls praise them again.
-Robina forgot her test card and the teacher threw her from the 5th floor.
15 May:
-Same as yesterday
-Robina went to the hospital and can't come to school for a whole week whoop!!!
16 May:
-Same as yesterday
17 May:
-still the same until ..
21 May:
The last day of final exam!!!!! Audry threw a party in her house this evening (her parents were out of town for couple weeks). All of the 7th and 8th grade were invited, mostly they're expecting Shirou and Alex to come to the party. There was an invitation :
To: super cool, cute, talented, awesome Shirou and Alex
Please come to my party,
4 pm at my house June 21st 2009,
From: Audry
P.S. did u guys have a girlfriend ?? and two are sooooooo cute, cool, smart and awesome!!! Kyaaaaa!!! Oh yeah I forgot to put handsome ..^^
Dress code: whatever you want, you two still cute with any clothes.
in Alex's house,
"should we come ??" asked Shirou, "just for fun, okay" replied Alex. "I'll ask my driver to prepare the car. I'll be here at 3 ok? Bye" said Shirou, "ok, bye".
3 pm ..
"hello?? I'm in front of your house" said Shirou, via handphone. "wait, okay I'll be right there"
said Alex while wearing his belt. Alex came out and get in Shirou's Jaguar. Remember they're rich. hehe.
4 pm, Audry's place,
They pushed the bell and Audry came out, "hi, Super cute, awesome, smart, rich and talented Shirou and Alex, come in" said Audry. They wave their hands to Audry. Audry's house was full of people. Then all the people there look at them (Shirou and Alex) and surprised by how cool, cute, handsome they're (especially the girls). All the girls approached them and asked some unuseful things like, "what is your favourite color??" "when is your birthday" "what is your blood line??" "what is your zodiac??" "what's your favourite drinks and food??" " do you have a girlfriend ??". Sadly, they're all stop asking when Shirou answer it in Japanese. While Alex answer it in French. That was their special weapon to avoid girls asking them too much questions.
*Because me, Bloody Rose, tired of writing this, let's approach to the ending.*
Then they went home at 7 pm. They got in Shirou's Jaguar and went to the Mall. They watch Star Trek while all the visitors look at them and taking their picture (taking a picture ??!!! A whole new level!!!). They even talk to them!!! and said how cool and cute they're. There was a manager that want to recruit them to become an actor haha ..
And the day ends ..
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please wait 4 chapter 5!!! thanks!!!!
Tuesday, 9 June 2009
Class 7a the Abridged Series - chapter 3
"Today in art class we're gonna arrange a play." said Mr. Ketchup. "you got 1 month to prepare. you can choose any story you want. Next week I'm gonna give you marks for this, and you can pick your own group members." he continued.
Alex and Shirou picked Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
The cast was:
Alex- Harry Potter
Shirou- Voldermort (the cool and awesome version: Voldemort 1.0)
Ricky- Krum
Audry- Ginny
Jessy- Hermione
Misty- Fleur
Lance- Cedric
Tessy- Hedwig
Haley- Cho
Robinson- Hagrid
They went to Audry's house the next day to practice. In a practice session all the group mates were melting because Alex and Shirou was so cute and talented. After they finished practicing, they turned on the TV. On CNN breaking news, Robina fell off Monas!!! But sadly, she survived.
A few minutes later, Ricky, Lance and Robinson got picked up by there mommies!!! So then Alex, Shirou and the girls went to Burger King by Alex's brother's FERRARI. The meals were all paid by Alex and Shirou of course (they're gentlemen). After eating, they were all escorted to their homes.
Next week in English class:
Shirou's group performed an outstanding performance. 5 seconds after they performed Johnny Depp came into the room and gave Oscars to Shirou and Alex. Robina's group did Sleeping Beauty. Robina was the leading role of Aurora. Sifani played Maleficent. In about 2 minutes into the play, everyone fell asleep because it was so boring.
Mr. Ketchup announced that Shirou and Alex's group got 100 out of 100 and Robina's group got 0.00000000000001 out of 100 and there was no remedial.
When it was closing time, Mr. Moustache announced that next week there was the final test. Then he gave us the schedule. The girls were freaking out while Tessy threw Robina out of the window, again. Alex and Shirou were so chill...
Because Alex and Shirou's marks were 100 everytime the girls formed a study group with them.
On Saturday they met up at Jessy's house for the study group. When Alex and Shirou haven't arrived, the girls kept gossiping on how smart, cute, funny and talented Shirou and Alex was. When Shirou and Alex arrived they studied on everything and helped the girls study. The girls always compliment them on how smart they are. 3 hours later, they were exhausted so Alex and Shirou went home. When the two left, the girls said "I wish they never left", "I LOVE THEM", "I hope my boyfriend will be like them" and "I wonder if they are single?"
Class 7a the Abridged Series - chapter 2
3-4 days after the announcement, almost all the girls and boys have a date. Every time Shirou and Alex open their lockers .. There are many letters that want them to go to the prom with them. But they're too cool for prom so they threw the letters away. Bye bye letters..
By the way this is the list of 7a couple:
1. Audry and Ryon
2. Sifani and Nate
3. Natanie and Kenny
4. Lance and Jessy
5. Tessy and The Duck King (this is an a.k.a)
6. Robina and Bendy (her fake bf)
7. Valentino and Misty
8. Haley and Ricky
9. Mark and Jane
Those was the couple that was in our class. Now let's skip the days ..
15th January ..
16th January ..
17th January ..
18th January ..
19th January ..
20th January ..
The prom day. Everybody have date, some of them even have dates. Girls wear dress and guys wear tux. Gays wear eye liner. Then all the students entered the gym. hey started to dance like a preety little fairies. Then Shirou and Alex came in to the gym. They were still cute and awesome even with t-shirt and jeans. They went to the drink table and took some punch. The girls kept starring at them. Until Robina says,"they're not cute!!! Look at Bendy he's faaaaaaaaaar more cuter". And without any words come from the girls mouth, they threw her away from the 5th floor again. Sadly, even his fake boy friend don't care.
Now we look at 3rd floor emergency staircase ..
S= Sifani
N= Nate
N: 'so are you ready for it ???'
S: 'uuummm ..yess'
N: 'so what are we doing here ?? Let's go!!'
S: 'let's do it'
N: 'ummmmmhhhh .. ahh ..'
S; 'ah .. ah .. ah ..'
N: 'mmmm ..'
S: 'hahahah ..'
.......................................
sfx: braaaak
"heeeyyy .. what are you guys doing ???" said Alex. "ummm ..." Nate speechless. "oh my god oh my god oh my god!!!!! Alex just talked to us!!! I think i'm gonna faint" said Sifani. "Sifani u r my gf!! How could you!!" yelled Nate. "you two are so busted" said Shirou. "hahaha" Alex and Shirou laugh together.
___________________________________________________________________________________
writer says:
"We are not trying to offend people, and this has nothing to do with real people in real life, this is fiction."
-Lethal Hacker and Bloody Rose-
By the way this is the list of 7a couple:
1. Audry and Ryon
2. Sifani and Nate
3. Natanie and Kenny
4. Lance and Jessy
5. Tessy and The Duck King (this is an a.k.a)
6. Robina and Bendy (her fake bf)
7. Valentino and Misty
8. Haley and Ricky
9. Mark and Jane
Those was the couple that was in our class. Now let's skip the days ..
15th January ..
16th January ..
17th January ..
18th January ..
19th January ..
20th January ..
The prom day. Everybody have date, some of them even have dates. Girls wear dress and guys wear tux. Gays wear eye liner. Then all the students entered the gym. hey started to dance like a preety little fairies. Then Shirou and Alex came in to the gym. They were still cute and awesome even with t-shirt and jeans. They went to the drink table and took some punch. The girls kept starring at them. Until Robina says,"they're not cute!!! Look at Bendy he's faaaaaaaaaar more cuter". And without any words come from the girls mouth, they threw her away from the 5th floor again. Sadly, even his fake boy friend don't care.
Now we look at 3rd floor emergency staircase ..
S= Sifani
N= Nate
N: 'so are you ready for it ???'
S: 'uuummm ..yess'
N: 'so what are we doing here ?? Let's go!!'
S: 'let's do it'
N: 'ummmmmhhhh .. ahh ..'
S; 'ah .. ah .. ah ..'
N: 'mmmm ..'
S: 'hahahah ..'
.......................................
sfx: braaaak
"heeeyyy .. what are you guys doing ???" said Alex. "ummm ..." Nate speechless. "oh my god oh my god oh my god!!!!! Alex just talked to us!!! I think i'm gonna faint" said Sifani. "Sifani u r my gf!! How could you!!" yelled Nate. "you two are so busted" said Shirou. "hahaha" Alex and Shirou laugh together.
___________________________________________________________________________________
writer says:
"We are not trying to offend people, and this has nothing to do with real people in real life, this is fiction."
-Lethal Hacker and Bloody Rose-
Class 7a the Abridged Series - chapter 1
This is abridged series that make ppl in the real world look bad so we use fake name ..
one day Mr. Ketchup n Ms. Antenna came in with a new students Alex & Shirou, they were guys they were bad boys. Alex sat with Shirou which is in front Audry & Sifani. Audry said "Where are u guys came from ??"
"I'm from UK and Shirou is from Japan". Then Audry bf, that's a guy came in and said "Audry y r u talking with those super cool, undescribeable cuteness and handsome guys ??" "awhhh!!! come on they r just new students!! U r EVIL !!!!!!!! I want 2 break up with u !! Don't show ur face in front of me ever again!!!!". And Audry bf ran out of the class crying like a little baby. Sifani said "Wo ai tamen" and Shirou replied "Arigato".
The bell rang, and the 1st lesson begun. The 1st lesson was History. There was a test. Alex and Shirou passed the test with perfect marks, and beat the undefeatable score of Jessy and Misty. After that, it was PE. BASEBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shirou score a home run again, again and again without failing. The girls faint after that. And Robina said "he's no match for my cute little Bendi. ahhh, Benedictus .. where are u right now ?? U know that I always want u by my side ?? always .." The girls of 7a said "he's more cuter than ur fake bf!!!!!" and the girls lifted Robina and threw her from the roof, she fainted and badly injured, sadly no one care.
After PE, it was break time. Shirou and Alex ate lunch with other super uncool gays like Kenny and Lance. The girls really admire them, until Shirou and Alex came. Honestly they don't like Alex and Shirou, coz they stole their popularity. after eating lunch, Shirou open his laptop while Alex play with his NDS. Alex got a new friend named Nathanie, and they play NDS together.
Then it was IT, Alex hacked all computers in the school, he make viruses and spread it too all the computers in the school. Once again the girls said " they're soooo cool." and Robina said "my Bendy is more talented than them." and once again she fell from the 5th floor.
after IT there was Geo and English Literature then we go home. But today there was an announcement. The school announced that there will be prom dance in 20th of January FYI it was 15th of January.
one day Mr. Ketchup n Ms. Antenna came in with a new students Alex & Shirou, they were guys they were bad boys. Alex sat with Shirou which is in front Audry & Sifani. Audry said "Where are u guys came from ??"
"I'm from UK and Shirou is from Japan". Then Audry bf, that's a guy came in and said "Audry y r u talking with those super cool, undescribeable cuteness and handsome guys ??" "awhhh!!! come on they r just new students!! U r EVIL !!!!!!!! I want 2 break up with u !! Don't show ur face in front of me ever again!!!!". And Audry bf ran out of the class crying like a little baby. Sifani said "Wo ai tamen" and Shirou replied "Arigato".
The bell rang, and the 1st lesson begun. The 1st lesson was History. There was a test. Alex and Shirou passed the test with perfect marks, and beat the undefeatable score of Jessy and Misty. After that, it was PE. BASEBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shirou score a home run again, again and again without failing. The girls faint after that. And Robina said "he's no match for my cute little Bendi. ahhh, Benedictus .. where are u right now ?? U know that I always want u by my side ?? always .." The girls of 7a said "he's more cuter than ur fake bf!!!!!" and the girls lifted Robina and threw her from the roof, she fainted and badly injured, sadly no one care.
After PE, it was break time. Shirou and Alex ate lunch with other super uncool gays like Kenny and Lance. The girls really admire them, until Shirou and Alex came. Honestly they don't like Alex and Shirou, coz they stole their popularity. after eating lunch, Shirou open his laptop while Alex play with his NDS. Alex got a new friend named Nathanie, and they play NDS together.
Then it was IT, Alex hacked all computers in the school, he make viruses and spread it too all the computers in the school. Once again the girls said " they're soooo cool." and Robina said "my Bendy is more talented than them." and once again she fell from the 5th floor.
after IT there was Geo and English Literature then we go home. But today there was an announcement. The school announced that there will be prom dance in 20th of January FYI it was 15th of January.
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