8a the abridged series - chapter 5

It was a normal day. Mr. Mustache sent everyone to the 7th floor for the student council election.
Alex was routing for Jessie. He also helped her make the the speech. Shirou was also running for student council but he was routing for AuDolf.

In the end Jessie lost by 45% and Audry got 55% of the votes. Shirou was happy and he "congratulated" Audry. Alex got mad and did a debate with the teachers because Jessie lost. In the end, the teachers just sent him back to class.

In class, Audry was making out with Adolf for no reason at all. The teacher handed them their phones and ignored AuDolf. 10 minutes after they went home, everyone got invited to a "AuDolf won" party.

Shirou and Alex's invite was like this:

To: Shirou (kyaaaaa) and Alex
From: Me!!! KYAAA!!!!

Hi, super special awesome (kyaaa) cool guys!
Can you come to my super KYAA!!!! party? It's going to be at my KYAAA!!! house at 7:00 today. (KYUAAA!!!).

bye.

Shirou went but Alex didn't because he was so pissed out. Audry and Adolf was in the couch making out while crying tears of blood because they're both sensitive for no reason. Everyone went home at 5:00 in the morning.

On the next day...
The new gay was talking to Rockyna the rock, Audry and Adolf were talking about people they hate, and Terrence and Haley were playing with their Blue Bunnies... (Don't think of it in a pervy way).

It was a normal day until....
dooby dooby dooba dooby dooby dooba.... PERRY THE PLATYPUS flew in from the window and captured the New Gay and took him to a mental institute in Tibet.

So yep...
This chapter sucks but who gives a damn?